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Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack III

Jul 10, 2026 · 54 min · YouTube

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0:00Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

0:02I'm Dax Shepard.

0:03I'm joined by Monica Padman.

0:05Hi.

0:06Hi.

0:06Today we have animal attacks part three.

0:09So these are scary.

0:12Yeah, animal attacks are very scary.

0:14They're scary and it's validating.

0:15Yeah.

0:16And we got a monkey one, which I love.

0:17There's one that involves an animal that I also have had some issues with this year.

0:23So it, you know, I just feel validated.

0:26You feel validated, yeah, yeah.

0:27Seen.

0:28I feel seen.

0:29You will too.

0:30Please enjoy Animal Attacks Part 3.

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0:33This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.

0:36We've talked before about Rob building our website on Squarespace, and I bring it up again because it's a perfect example of what they do well.

0:43Rob had all the pieces, the content, the vision, the ideas, but he needed something to actually take all that and make it public-facing.

0:50And Squarespace was that bridge.

0:52Maybe you're in the same spot.

0:54You've been developing something, a business, a skill set, a body of work, and it's been private.

0:58It's been yours.

0:59But at some point, you're ready to put it out there.

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