Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Mar 20, 2026 · 46 min · YouTube

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0:00Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

0:02I'm Dan Shepard.

0:03I'm joined by Lily Padman.

0:05Hi.

0:06Today we have funny pregnancy stories.

0:09Pregnancy can go all kinds of ways.

0:11It really can.

0:13You know, we often get gifted evacs and our other prompts.

0:18And anytime that happens, I'm just grateful.

0:20That's right.

0:21The universe is smiling on us.

0:22Yes.

0:23Please enjoy funny pregnancy stories.

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0:27Hard times come and go.

0:31Good times.

0:33Take them slow.

0:35My life, I had them go.

0:39But one thing, you gotta know, I'ma keep on shining.

0:47Can you hear us?

0:48I thought this could be a prank.

0:50I'm like, maybe it's not.

0:52It might yet still be.

0:54AI is pretty powerful, so you know.

0:57Maybe a loved one coordinated something and there'd be a pop-out.

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