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Armchair Anonymous: Bad Customer

Sep 25, 2026 · 54 min · YouTube

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0:00Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

0:03I'm Dan Shepard, and I'm joined by Monica Batman.

0:05Hi there.

0:06Today we have lots of stories for in fact of bad, bad customers.

0:12Naughty customers.

0:13Bad customer.

0:14I regret not making the prompt naughty customers as opposed to bad.

0:18Well, because in fact, one of these people is very, very naughty.

0:21Deviant, I would say.

0:22We could have done deviant customers.

0:24Oh.

0:26Okay.

0:27Creepy.

0:28People have really dealt with a lot of stuff.

0:31It's hard to be in customer service.

0:33It's a beatdown.

0:34It's a beatdown.

0:35It's probably one notch under the nurses, what they're dealing with, right?

0:38Yeah.

0:38Okay, please enjoy naughty, bad customers.

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0:42We get support from Quince.

0:44You know what I think about a lot?

0:45The stuff in my closet, I actually wear, like not the trendy pieces, the sweater that goes with everything or the pants that fit perfectly, the tee you kind of just throw on without even thinking.

0:55That's what Quince does.

0:56They make those pieces.

0:58That's right.

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