Armchair Anonymous: Graduation

May 29, 2026 · 56 min · YouTube

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0:00Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.
0:03I'm Dan Rogers, and I'm joined by Lily Padman.
0:06Hi.
0:06Today we have crazy graduation stories.
0:11It's that time of year.
0:12It is.
0:12Happy graduation.
0:14Congratulations.
0:15Congratulations.
0:17Congratulations, graduates.
0:20Are you starting to see people around town in their hats and gabs?
0:25Fun Saturday lunches because the family's in town.
0:28No.
0:29It's so fun.
0:30It is fun.
0:31One of your children is graduating.
0:34Yeah.
0:34I mean, they do a graduation now for every single grade.
0:37Well, this is a big one.
0:38Out of elementary, into middle school.
0:41I mean, they didn't do anything for us.
0:43Did you have a graduation?
0:44Yeah, we had to sing.
0:45We sang When the Saints Come Marching In.
0:48No, what's I Believe I Can Fly?
0:50I Believe I Can Fly.
0:52That's right.
0:52We sang that.
0:54You want to hit me with something?
0:55I can believe I Can Touch the Sky.
0:59Think about you every night and day.
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