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0:00You two are bad friends.
0:01Who are these two idiots?
0:03A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:06You two are disgusting.
0:10We're bad friends.
0:12Finally, I saw an eye doctor.
0:13What did the doc say?
0:14We took a bunch of tests.
0:16Yeah, like what, like A-A-B-F-Q?
0:18No, he said there was one word called Hovim.
0:21Hovim, yeah.
0:21Yeah, yeah.
0:22He goes, what does that say?
0:22Eric said, hotovov.
0:23Yeah, hotovov, yeah, yeah.
0:25And I go, um, amblagnim.
0:27Amblagmin.
0:27Yeah, yeah.
0:28And he goes, that's way off, right?
0:30Both eyes.
0:31Then he scanned the interior of all where all the like cells.
0:37That's only an Asian thing.
0:38Yeah, I know.
0:38They don't have to do that for us.
0:39You know what the cells are?
0:40They're squinty.
0:42The cells are squinty, dude.
0:43Even the cells under a microscope are.
0:45Yeah, yeah.
0:46Wait, get that test up and let me see if we can do it.
0:48Ready, Bob?
0:49Yes.
0:49I already know.
0:50Okay.
0:51Okay.
0:51Well, that's not.
0:52Do the other one you just had.
0:52There it is.
0:53This one.
0:53Okay.
0:54What are you going to do?
0:54No, I want to do.
0:55Well, I'm closer.
0:57Your eyes are way better than mine.
0:58No, I just want to see what line you can get down to.
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