Raccoon Wars, NFL Scammers & Past Crimes - Matt McCusker #1149
Sep 12, 2026 · 1h 38m
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0:00People of the UK and Ireland, if you've listened to Modern Wisdom for a while but haven't seen me live, it isn't just a podcast on stage where you can finally see my legs.
0:07It's a show that I've spent over a year building specifically for a live audience.
0:11There are stories I've never told before, ideas I've deliberately saved for the stage, audience confessions, and a QA where I try to solve your biggest problems.
0:18Dublin has already sold out and all of the other cities aren't far behind.
0:21So if you want to see me live, head to chriswilliamson.live.
0:25That's ChrisWilliamson.live.
0:27I'm in a battle with raccoons at the moment.
0:31Where?
0:32My backyard is just me versus raccoons at the moment.
0:36They go on your roof?
0:37I've got this nice couch thing.
0:40It's like comfy, you can lie on it.
0:42And they've just wrecked that.
0:43Every single night they come in and they wreck that.
0:45They decided they were going to tear up one croc.
0:47I had like two crocs, a pair of crocs left outside.
0:50I mean, they might have done me a fashion fucking favor.
0:54I always feel bad.
0:56I fought the urge to wear Crocs here today.
0:58You're a Crocs guy.
0:59I love Crocs.
0:59Unreal.
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