The Knicks (and a Crowded East) With Zach Lowe, Plus Anthony Jeselnik on Book Clubs, Roasts, and Stand-Up Comedy in 2026

Sep 22, 2026 · 2h 37m

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0:36We are also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network, where I put up a new episode of The Rewatchables on Monday night.

0:42We did law-abiding citizen, a movie that I never expected would be on the rewatchables, and yet I kept getting sucked into it.

0:50And so did Van Lathan.

0:51And we decided to podcast about it.

0:53So that went up on Monday night.

0:54Really fun one, actually.

0:55Craig Korlbeck joined us as well.

0:58Coming up on this podcast, Zach Lowe was in town.

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