Just Close Your Eyes Until You're 29.
Aug 2, 2026 · 3 min · YouTube
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0:00This is the Gary Vee audio experience.
0:05Just close your eyes until you're 29.
0:08Everybody wants to come up with excuses.
0:10I'm this.
0:11I wasn't born that way.
0:12I'm stuck.
0:13I mean, I run.
0:14I wasn't born here.
0:15This.
0:16You can't be lost in life when you're this young.
0:18I'm a female.
0:19I'm an immigrant.
0:20I'm a minority.
0:21I'm a transgender.
0:23Excuses.
0:24Reality.
0:24The problem is nobody cares.
0:27Your lack of patience is killing you.
0:28Slowing you down.
0:30And everybody else.
0:31Your need of things is killing you.
0:33I don't need a fucking watch.
0:34I'm going to fucking whip.
0:36You need to be happy.
0:37Because happiness drives everything.
0:39You're not lost in life.
0:40You're just early in the process.
0:41Everybody's trying to prove something so early.
0:43You fucking wrap your head around not giving a fuck about any advancement till you're 29.
0:48Please, whatever it takes, call your grandmother.
0:51Go to your great-grandfather's burial spot.
0:54Go back to the old country.
0:56Go to a shelter.
0:58Do something.
0:59Do something that recalibrates your perspective on what is actually going on here.
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