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Semen Switch, Chewing Gum, Creatine Cheat, Cancer Plants, and Bedtime Risk : 1467

May 15, 2026 · 11 min

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0:01I'm Dave Asprey.

0:02That's Dave spelled D-A-I-V-E.

0:05And this is your 10-minute weekly upgrade on the biggest stories in biohacking, longevity, and the world of health.

0:12Let's go.

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