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Mar 20, 2026 · 13 min

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0:01I'm Dave Asprey.

0:02That's Dave spelled D-A-I-V-E.

0:05And this is your 10-minute weekly upgrade on the biggest stories in biohacking, longevity, and the world of health.

0:12Let's go.

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0:19They interfere with coherence, which is the natural state of balance between your body and the environment around you.

0:24That's why I use Leela Quantum Text Block technology.

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0:35They create a concentrated, coherent energy field that helps reduce the harmful interference of everyday EMFs.

0:40And more than 40 placebo-controlled studies back this technology.

0:44The studies found 50 to 100% faster cellular recovery, up to 29% higher ATP production, improved blood morphology, an 80% reduction in stress-related brainwave activity, and a 13-fold increase in alpha activity in the limbic system, which is really important.

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