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EP · Acquired · Vanguard3:48:05
32:50host read
JPMorgan
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1:11:34host read
ServiceNow
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1:48:29host read
Vercel
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2:23:17host read
Statsig
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| 32:50–33:42 | JPMorgan | host readaudio feed | mid-roll | jpmorgan.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 1:11:34–1:12:11 | ServiceNow | host readaudio feed | mid-roll | servicenow.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 1:48:29–1:49:06 | Vercel | host readaudio feed | mid-roll | vercel.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 2:23:17–2:24:12 | Statsig | host readaudio feed | mid-roll | statsig.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 2:24:12–2:24:29 | St-at-ts-ig | host readaudio feed | mid-roll | st-at-ts-ig.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 3:44:31–3:44:44 | JPMorgan | host readaudio feed | post-roll | jpmorgan.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 3:44:52–3:45:04 | ServiceNow | host readaudio feed | post-roll | servicenow.com/acquired | trigger | |
| 3:45:04–3:45:40 | Vanguard | host readaudio feed | post-roll | statsig.com/acquired | trigger |
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0:00I was telling my wife, you know, I think I'll be able to do bedtime tonight, maybe, maybe even dinner.
0:04And she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get ahead of yourself.
0:07Let's not go crazy here.
0:10How complicated could it be?
0:11It's index funds.
0:12And active funds and money market and brokerage and advisory.
0:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19But really, it's mostly indexed funds.
0:21All right.
0:22Let's do it.
0:23Let's do it.
0:23Banger.
0:24Who got the truth?
0:27Is it you?
0:28Is it you?
0:29Is it you?
0:29Who got the truth?
0:32Is it you?
0:33Is it you?
0:34Is it you?
0:34Take it down, stay it straight.
0:37Another story on the way.
0:40Who got the truth?
0:41Welcome to the spring 2026 season of Acquired, the podcast about great companies and the stories and playbooks behind them.
0:48I'm Ben Gilbert.
0:49I'm David Rosenthal.
0:51And we are your hosts.
0:52Today's episode is more relevant for you than any other company we have ever covered.
0:59For most of you, you have most of your net worth tied up in this company, or the copycats who followed.
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