An MSG Miracle, the Wemby Arrival Game, Tottenham’s Nadir, and 'Euphoria' Season 3 | With Joe House, Chris Ryan, Anthony Dabbundo, and Zoe Simmons

May 20, 2026 · 2h 32m

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0:00This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

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0:18Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

0:26The Bill Simmons podcast brought to you by Fanduel.

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0:29We're also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network, where I put up a new rewatchables on Monday night.

0:33We did Borat.

0:34It was me and Kyle Brandt.

0:36I had a great time.

0:36We've been doing comedies all month.

0:38And it turns out it's kind of politically incorrect comedy month because we did There's Something About Mary.

0:45We did Tropic Thunder.

0:46We did Borat.

0:47And now this Monday, the next one's going to be Animal House, which is also on Netflix.

0:51They have a bunch of great comedies.

0:53Somehow we've never done Animal House, probably the most influential modern comedy of the last 50 years.

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