1368: Predatory Faux Pro You Know Must Go | Feedback Friday

Aug 14, 2026 · 1h 17m

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0:03Welcome to Feedback Friday.

0:05I'm your host, Jordan Harbinger.

0:06As always, I'm here with Feedback Friday producer, the trusty conveyor belt moving these tasty, existential morsels around this revolving sushi bar of life drama, Gabriel Mizrahi.

0:16Nice.

0:16Omede tu gozai mas for that nickname.

0:19Only the veggie rolls, obviously.

0:21I don't even know what you can eat anymore.

0:22Oxygen.

0:25The OG vegan meal.

0:26Yeah.

0:27Which makes you, what, the sushi chef who yells, what do they say when you walk in there?

0:33And like everyone does it.

0:34And you just think, how tired are you by the end of your shift having to do that?

0:38Without looking up from his knife when people walk in?

0:40That's you.

0:41Yeah, the first few times I heard that, I was like, what are they yelling?

0:44Why are they yelling at me?

0:45Since I didn't eat sushi until I was basically an adult.

0:48No, until I was an adult for sure, Jen or whoever I was with was like, oh yeah, they do that.

0:52That's like a thing.

0:52It means welcome or something.

0:54It was my previous girlfriend who moved to Japan and was the assistant to the U.S.

0:58ambassador.

0:59She had to explain all this stuff to me.

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